--- Travels with B.D. Episode IV ---
On this particular hike today we had to free climb for a short distance. Battle Droid was having difficulty and I finally had to tell him "Look, droid dude, you need to lose the gun. Because as little as they are, you really need both arms for this." He told me to "stick it" in his increasingly annoying Mr. Roboto voice and promptly vaporized an overweight Norwegian tourist who was blocking his way for the last 10 minutes. I guess the gun was useful after all.