--- Travels with B.D. Episode I ---
With his navigational system on the fritz due to a photon pulse, a mini Battle Droid touches down next to where I'm lunching on a hike in Zion National Park. With strict orders from Vader to search out and destroy any rebels from the "Rebellion" but finding none, he chooses to pass the time with some target practice on my one and only can of Chicken Noodle Soup. What's up with that!!!???............DUDE!........... Knock it off, that's my LUNCH !!!!!